Caneuon meddw

Fe fuon ni'n y Model Inn neithiwr, a dyma fi a Lowri Llew yn ysgrifennu caneuon nad bodolant ond hoffwn eu clywed rhyw ddydd megis:

• "Help! I Need a New Toaster (Because I Love Bread)"
• "Let Me Into Your Pocket"
• "It's My Turn on the Harp of Love"
• "I Want to Poo in your House and Eat All The Cheese"
• "If Mustard Was Tough, Then I'd Be Loved"
• "Imagine Sex Without Some Monkeys"
• "Armpits Are A Girl's Best Friend"
• "Never Mind The Queue, I Have a Trolley Full of Dust"
• "The Bread Bin - My Secret Lust"
• "I Love Playing in the Toilet With Children"
• I Stuck a Giraffe Up a Lampost And Now It Won't Come Down"
• "Let Me Put a Finger In Your Fridge"
• "Dafydd Iwan Ate My Bread and Had A Poo"
• "I Had Sex With a Penguin And Now Need Marriage Counselling"
• "Is That An Uncle On The Shelf of Love?"
• "My Nose Is Attracted To The South Pole"